Bill Clinton paused under oath and admitted interns are young.
Now Hillary Clinton just posted a job for one.
And Nancy Mace got that admission on camera six months ago – but somehow the Clintons didn't see this coming.
The Job Posting That Wrote Itself
The Office of Hillary Rodham Clinton quietly posted a fall internship opening on a job board last weekend.
The position runs September 9 through November 13, 2026, requires 25 to 29 hours per week at Hillary's Madison Avenue office, pays nothing, and demands – per the listing – a "high level of professionalism and discretion."
You cannot make this up.
Bill Clinton's team is simultaneously posting for a foundation associate to handle special projects, scheduling, and briefing materials, with an emphasis on using discretion around the former president's calendar.
For a family whose entire political history is a masterclass in the catastrophic failure of discretion, the self-awareness is breathtaking.
The Deposition They'd Rather You Forgot
Back in February, Congress finally dragged Bill and Hillary Clinton in for depositions on the Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
Rep. Nancy Mace had questions.
She asked Clinton about testimony from Epstein witnesses claiming he "likes them young."
Clinton froze.
His attorney scrambled.
Then Mace asked the follow-up that stopped America cold: "Is an intern young?"
After a long pause, Clinton answered: "Yes."
The House Oversight Committee released the full deposition tapes in March 2026 – and the video proved every word of it.
Mace described Hillary's separate deposition as "screaming" and "unhinged" every time Epstein's name came up.
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The woman now demanding discretion from her next intern was, according to Mace, anything but discreet when congressional Republicans asked pointed questions about her relationship with a convicted sex trafficker.
Why Nobody With Options Is Applying
Here's something the posting conveniently leaves out.
The Clinton Foundation – the one the listing claims "Bill Clinton established on the simple belief that everyone deserves a chance to succeed" – has been financially cratering since Hillary lost in 2016.
Donations peaked at $62.9 million in 2016, the year Hillary was running for president and foreign governments were suddenly feeling very generous toward the Clinton family.
When she lost, the money evaporated.
By 2020, contributions had collapsed to $16.3 million – a 75% drop from peak.
There's a word for an organization that raises enormous sums while its principals hold power and watches donations dry up the moment that power disappears.
Republicans have been using that word for years.
The Clintons have been demanding discretion about it for just as long.
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Now they need an unpaid college student to handle research, correspondence, and whatever else comes up – working nearly 30 hours a week for zero dollars and a résumé line that raises more questions than it answers.
Buzz Patterson, who served in the Clinton White House, captured the moment perfectly: "The Clintons write their own jokes."
Another suggested Monica Lewinsky for the role, calling her a "real team player."
A third commenter said simply: "I value my life. Pass."
A family that spent 30 years insisting the press was lying about them just posted a job listing that confirmed everything the press ever said – and then asked the applicant to keep quiet about it.
Discretion required.
Experience with scandals preferred.
Compensation: none.
Sources:
- Amy Furr, "Hillary Clinton's Search for Intern with 'High Level' of 'Discretion' Draws Mockery," Breitbart News, August 30, 2026.
- Daybook internship listing, "Fall Interns – Office of Hillary Rodham Clinton," September–November 2026.
- Rep. Nancy Mace, "Rep. Nancy Mace Issues Statement on Release of Full Clinton Deposition Tapes," mace.house.gov, March 2, 2026.
- Rep. Nancy Mace, "Rep. Nancy Mace Issues Statement Ahead of Bill Clinton Deposition," mace.house.gov, February 27, 2026.
- "Watch: Clinton Denies He 'Likes Them Young' – Then Comes the Lewinsky Question," Daily Wire, March 3, 2026.
- "Clinton Foundation Donations Plummet 75%," Axios, December 2021.
